forever.
Then we could keep them.
Thank you.
It was like my favorite day of the year.
They had this roller coaster.
The Pippin;
I loved it.
TheJackrabbit,
that was another one.
These French fries are fantastic.
I'm gonna get some more.
- Aren't you full after that breakfast?
- It's a vacation.
You're supposed to pig out. Fudge!
George, slow down.
- Can I go on some of the rides?
- Sure. Ted, will you take her?
- Oh, sure, but I need some money.
- Now stay together.
- Should we leave the dog?
- We won't be that long. She'll be fine.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Hey, give me those.
- What are you gonna do, string bean?
- They're mine.
- Ah, used to be. Not anymore.
- Give them back.
- If you want 'em, come and get 'em.
- Give 'em back. They're mine!
- Hey!
Hey, what, shorty?
- You wanna see what my dog can do?
- What?
My dog. I wanna show you
what he can do.
Beethoven, sit.
Oh, I'm impressed... not!
Now bug off!
One more.
Beethoven, bark.
You wanna get your face crushed, shrimp?
Get lost!
Last one.
I promise.
Beethoven...
bite this guy in the wiener.
I think these are yours.
Thanks, Ed.
Ted.
That was really cool, Ted.
Still wanna get that Coke?
Sure. But I'm buyin'.
Come on, kid.
Four balls for a buck.
Thank you, sir.
- Hey.
- Hey, Ryce. How's it goin'?
- Pretty good.
- You here with your parents?
Yeah. You know,
family togetherness time.
My dad's like,
"Hey, you wanna play some Scrabble?"
With my dad it's,
"You wanna get up and go hunting?"
- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
Well, I'll see ya later.
Um, hey, do you wanna go
on a picnic or something?
- Sure.
- Great.
- I have to ask my dad, though.
- Oh.
Well, your dad will say no. He thinks
I'm a dumb, unsophisticated hick.
- No, he doesn't.
- No, it's okay.
He just doesn't know me yet.
Once he gets to know me, he'll think
I'm a smart, unsophisticated hick.
- I like your bear.
- Oh, you like my bear?
- Yeah.
- I won it just for you.
- Miss, could I have two popcorns?
- Here you go.
- I'll have another order of these.
- Hey, Dad! Dad, great news!
- Great nachos!
- We entered you in this cool contest.
Oh, no. I couldn't possibly
do anything physical right now.
You don't have to do anything.
You just sit there.
Beethoven's gonna help you.
What kind of contest is it
where you just sit there?
And now, teaming man
and man's best friend...
our seventh annual Burger Binge.
Team number one:
Arthur Lewis and Wolfgang!
And in second position,
champions for three years running:
Cliff Klamath and Jaws.
Ya hungry, Cliff?
I'm starving, Steve.
And in third position,
let's give a nice warm welcome...
to a couple of out-of-towners:
George Newton and Beethoven.
We got just one simple rule.
The team that eats the most burgers
in three minutes wins.
Contestants!
Are you ready?
Are you set?
Go!
Dad, come on!
Go, Dad!
Come on, Dad! Come on!
Hey, wimp!
Where's your appetite?
He's not a wimp!
He's my dad!
Hey, look at that slobber
on that Saint Bernard's mouth!
- Yeah, drool face!
- Drool face!
- Drool face! Drool face! Drool face!
- Wimp! Wimp!
Let's go, big fella!
All right!
There we go!
Go! Go! Hey, look!
We're in the homestretch.
Got seconds to go!
Ten, nine...
eight, seven...
six, five, four...
three, two...
Good boy, Beethoven.
Now we determine the winner.
And with only
three burgers left...
the winners are
George Newton and Beethoven!
Yeah! All right!
- Way to go! All right, Dad!
- You did great, honey.
Congratulations, Beethoven.
You, too, Beethoven.
Isn't this entertaining,
hicks and their dogs.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fi...
Whoa!
- Floyd, go check on Missy.
- She's fine.
Look, I got a feeling.
Just go check on her.
All right.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, you gotta be
kiddin' me. Oh, boy.
Eleven dollars
for chocolate bars, huh?
- It's her.
- But they're our puppies.
- They're not yours.
- Give 'em back!
Hey, these