Animal shelters charge money
to turn dogs in.
So? Drown 'em.
What do I care?
Let's go, Missy!
Come on, Missy.
You're nothin' but trouble.
The fewer dogs in the world, the better!
I can't believe you got pregnant!
Let's go! Come on!
We gotta do something.
Here, here, take one.
Come on. Let's go, Missy.
Oh, God, this dog.
You know, the little puppies
sure look like purebreds.
Yeah. So?
Puppies like that
are worth big money.
You could sell 'em
at a pet shop and make a bundle.
Ya think so?
- Yeah.
- I never thought of that.
There's a red Mercedes
parked up front.
Tell my boyfriend
to put her in the back.
I'll take care of you later.
Go, Missy, go.
- Why don't you watch where you're goin'?
- Um... hello.
Would you like to buy some candy bars?
They're to raise money for our school.
Oh, really?
How much are they?
Eleven dollars each.
Eleven dollars?
What are you, crazy?
Get your butts outta here
before I call security!
- You don't live here!
- Uh, thank you.
Thank you.
Little puppies!
Come to Regina.
Puppy.
Puppies?
Puppy?
What the...
Those little brats.
We could've made a fortune
on those puppies.
Relax, honey.
The big money's in the backseat.
No one steals from me, ever!
Believe me, Floyd. I'm gonna get those
puppies back if it kills me. Come on.
Hurry up!
Dad's on the lawn.
He won't want puppies.
He didn't even want Beethoven.
Distract him
while I sneak around back.
Ask him a question where he ends up
giving you a lecture.
- Okay.
- Go.
Hi, peanut.
Daddy, where do babies come from?
Babies?
Babies?
Where do they come from?
Well...
Every mommy has a teeny-weeny...
uh, little egg inside her body.
An egg?
Like an Easter egg?
An Easter... No, not-not like an Easter
egg. Smaller than an Easter egg.
Like a robin's egg?
Uh... real-really,
uh... smaller than, uh...
More like a... More like
a goldfish egg, except...
Let's see here.
Uh, it-it-it...
it swims up, uh...
- a-a-a river.
- A river?
A river that-that
every mommy has inside of her...
so, so, uh...
uh, so-so-so...
a teeny-weeny
little egg, uh...
just swims up the, uh,
the, uh, the river.
Now, guys, little squeaks are okay.
Just don't bark until I figure out
what we're gonna do with you.
And there are thousands
and thous... millions!
Millions of tadpoles just swimming
around the teeny little egg...
- in-in-in the itty-bitty river.
- How do the tadpoles get in the river?
They're in there.
They're just in there.
And-And-And the strongest
tadpole of all...
the one that...
the most determined tadpole.
The tadpole that-that would win
the gold medal in the Olympics.
You really don't know
much about this, do you, Dad?
Ryce, come here.
- What is it?
- Shhh. You gotta come downstairs.
Well, I'm studying. I've got a final
on Friday. Why are we whispering?
Puppies! Oh, my gosh.
Where did you get them?
They're Beethoven's.
The lady who owned their mother
was gonna drown them.
Oh, my God.
They're all so cute!
Mom and Dad don't know yet.
We'll wait until Dad's
in a good mood.
Yeah, well, it'll have to be
a really good mood.
Hey, Mr. Newton!
All right, Jordan.
Right down the pike.
Sorry.
- Alice!
- Maybe fresh milk will help.
- Did you get the vet?
- I'm on hold.
Come on, puppy.
Please take a sip.
- It's no use.
- Yes, Doctor.
Yeah, they're very young,
and their mother's gone...
and they won't drink milk
from a bowl.
Milk replacement powder?
With an eye dropper?
Yes.
Six to eight times a day?
Our customers think of themselves
as hypersensitive people.
They think of themselves as at the mercy
of these irritating odors.
I wanna give them
something to fight back with.
When they say, "Throw in a Newton"...
I want people to think of throwing
a grenade, a missile, an atomic bomb...
Slow down.
- I think you're workin' too hard.
- Ya think so?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I know so.
I'm glad Fourth ofJuly's comin'.
We'll go someplace.
Alice, we can't go