vulnerable. He's a real marshmallow.
Floyd?
- Do me a favor, okay?
- Yes, dear.
People in California generally swallow
before they start talking.
Hey.
I know how to eat in California, okay?
And then we have in every gym bag...
in every locker room, in every health
club in America: sports fresheners.
Here, smell this.
That smells terrible.
Old underwear, unwashed jockstrap,
cheese sandwich.
- That's disgusting.
- But we have a solution!
- Throw in a Newt.
- Throw in a Newton! Now smell it.
I'll take your word for it.
It takes a second to settle.
We really think we have
a winner here, Mr. Bickert.
We just need $45,000 to retool
and get some new machinery.
And $20,000 for a TV commercial.
That's the key.
I can't authorize another loan
to your company...
but I can restructure
your debt...
and extend a secured demand loan
to the two of you as individuals.
- What does that mean?
- Your product flops, you lose your home.
Aha.
- We'll take Alex.
- Jeff.
- James.
- David.
Tim.
J.J.
- We'll get Darrell.
- We get Brian.
We'll take Alex.
We'll takeJeff.
And you can have shorty.
No way. It's your pick.
You take shorty.
Well, we'll take Heather.
- Heather, you wanna play?
- Yeah.
- Can I use this?
- Come on. Let's go.
You know, I've been thinkin'.
- Have you been thinkin'?
- Yes.
What have you been thinkin'?
Well, I'm thinkin',
"What do you think?"
- Well...
- You know what I'm thinkin', hon?
If things keep going
the way they are now...
we're gonna end up
sellin' the house anyway.
Well...
Selling the house isn't exactly
the same thing as losin' the house.
- That's a thought.
- That's what I've been thinkin'.
Hon, it's tossed.
It's done.
Well, thanks for the ride.
You know, I saw you up
in the mountains last summer.
You have a cottage up there?
Uh... no, we just rent one
for a week.
The reason I remember is because when
I saw you, I had this thought.
Well, what thought?
I thought, "I wonder
if she's ever been kissed?"
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Honey, if that's what you think.
- I'll call the bank.
- Good.
- You sure?
- Well...
- Yeah.
Hi, honey.
It's 7:30.
I think Beethoven's
got a girlfriend.
What makes you think that?
He keeps sneaking out
of the house like this.
Come on!
Any sign of her?
No. I looked in the alley.
I looked under the bridge.
I even looked in the new
sewer pipes they're puttin' in.
I don't know where she went.
- What did you come back for?
- I need a shower.
What you need is a brain transplant.
Now, Floyd, go back and find the dog.
Without that dog,
my divorce is worth peanuts!
Relax.
We'll find the dog.
I'll put notices up. Somebody's bound
to see her and bring her back.
Somebody's bound to bring her back?
What year are you livin' in?
No one is gonna bring back
a missing dog.
People don't do things
for each other anymore.
Maybe the dog'll come back on
its own! Dogs are very loyal.
No, Floyd.
Dogs are stupid.
And do you have to stand that way?
Didn't my trainer teach you
how to stand?
How can we have a relationship
if you can't stand.
I'm gonna kill that stupid dog.
That's her.
That's the dog.
Dogs don't knock, Floyd.
Who are you?
Gus, the janitor. I found your dog.
She's down in the storage room.
- I think she's been sleeping there.
- She has? Thank God.
Take the luggage, put it in the car,
bring it out front.
We're gettin' outta here.
Puppies!
Little Beethovens.
Did you and your girlfriend
have babies?
Aren't they the cutest?
Okay, Gus, where's the dog?
I don't know.
I left her right here.
Here, doggie, doggie, doggie.
Here, doggie, doggie.
I don't know how someone like you
manages to hold onto a job, Gus. Missy!
- Where are you, Missy?
- Must be somewhere near here.
- Missy.
- Doggie.
Come here, Missy.
Better come see this.
What is this?
Aren't you one big pain in the butt.
What do you want me to do
with these puppies?
I don't know. Get rid of'em.