doggy!
Stop, dog. Stop, dog.
Way to go, boy. Good boy.
(GROANING IN PAIN)
That hurt.
Good boy!
The beast was
to blame, not me.
Beethoven, I will get you!
My vengeance will be
the terrors of the earth.
This hurts. This hurts.
OFFICER: Shut up.
Dad, you saved Beethoven!
No, we both saved him.
You and l,
we're a pack, right?
Right.
He sure seems
happy to see them.
He's a good dad.
So are you.
Well, I'm working on it.
Hey, do you wanna
join the pack for
some dinner tonight?
Frozen bachelor food
with the lizard guy?
What? Not refined
or brainy enough?
Actually,
it sounds pretty perfect.
Good.
(PUPPIES BARKING)
What is it, puppies?
Oh! Guys, will you give
me a hand with this?
OFFICER: Yeah, sure thing.
Come on, Jimmy.
How you doing down there?
Officers.
Thank God you're here.
Oh, man, who called the cops?
We are not together.
What?
We are not a couple.
Come on.
Wait for me, Frizzy!
Man, my mommy's
gonna kill me.
OFFICER: You might want to
worry about your cellmate.
All right, men.
We're done here.
Let's move out.
Well, guys, let's
get out of here.
Wait, where's Pete?
Pete?
(BARKS)
No. Beethoven!
Beethoven, come back!
Beethoven, hey! Don't...
No. No.
Uh-oh.
(SCREAMS)
Pete!
Oops.
(BARKING)
We should probably go now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come here.
You think
anyone'll notice that?
(BARKING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
(EXHALES)
Good boy. Good boy.You.
Don't you dare.
Never.
Come back here, you mutt.
Hey, what... Hey, no! No!
Ah-ha!
Don't let him escape.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Get him.
Come back here.
Get him!
The dog, the dog. Get the dog. My beret.
Careful. Be careful. Careful.
Mark my words, I'll get you
someday. You! I'm gonna get you.
Ah! I have been looking
all over for this guy.
Dad, are you trying
to give me a heart attack?
Billy, what have I told you
about playing with the animals?
Pete here isn't
just any lizard.
He's a professional actor.
And because you were horsing
around, he's late. So I'm late.
Horsing around?
Horsing around.
Hey, guys. I found Pete.
Yay!
Hey, Sticky.
Breakfast.
I didn't forget
about you, Spencer.
Okay, everybody,
have a good day.
Come on, Dad.
You come on. We're late.
I've got to get to the set.
It's fine.
It still crackles.
Water?
Dad, really?
Hey, hey.
Go get it. Go get it.
Come on, Billy boy!
Let's go! Let's go!
Here you go, Pete.
How's my star?
Oh, yeah. Looking good.
Looking good.
Billy, come on!
You know, it's better to be an
hour early than a second late.
Success depends on it.
Maybe if I work
real hard I can be
the head lizard guy
on some dumb movie.
I'm sorry, what was that?
Nothing.
Mmm-hmm.
Okay, buddy,
what's with the attitude?
You have all these freaky
animals all over the place.
And all I want is a dog.
Billy, we've talked
about this.
Lots of people have dogs.
I don't know anyone else
who has a lizard as a pet.
Hey, that lizard
is not my pet.
That lizard is my iob.
We don't have
room for a dog.
We don't have
money for a dog.
At the very least, it'd be a
huge distraction for the training.
Dogs are pets,
and we don't have pets.
No dogs, buddy. I'm sorry.
Whatever, Dad.
Okay. Well,
have a good day,
and don't forget to check in with
Mrs. Hollinger when you get home.
I love
yOU.
"Yep. I love you too, Dad. "
Man.
Hi.
- Photo ID.
- Really?
It's iust that I'm so late.
You know,
I work here every day.
Photo ID.
It's me.
Jerk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Eddie. Eddie,
you're late!
Do you think
it's part of my job
to be waiting for my
assistant to show up?
- I don't think so.
- I'm sorry, Sal.
I had trouble
with the lizard.
Don't want the excuses.
I just want the lizard!
Now, did you
teach it a trick?
He's got it, all right.
- It's a good trick.
- Good trick.
Better be.
Better be. Let's go.
Almost time for
Frizzy's close-up.
Need to compose.
Yeah. That was 74, then 53A.
And make sure the props get