isolation,
and communicated successfully
with the Molombos.
They're getting the hang of it.
When we re-enlist,
I'll teach them baseball.
Ted, I don't want to stay here.
It's time to go home
to the plans we made before the war.
A lot of people made plans
before the war. Like George Zip.
At that moment, I realised Elaine
had doubts about our relationship.
And that, as much as anything else,
led to my drinking problem.
We did come back to the States.
I tried a number of jobs.
I could go on,
but I'd probably bore you.
I couldn't blame Elaine.
She wanted a career.
- I can't stand it.
- What is it?
- Yes?
- It's my stomach.
I haven't felt this awful
since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
I'll see if I can find
some dramamine.
Captain, a woman passenger
is very sick.
Airsick?
I think so,
but I've never seen it so acute.
Find out if a doctor's onboard
as quietly as you can.
Joey, have you ever been
in a Turkish prison?
I shouldn't have had
that second cup of coffee.
Jim never vomits at home.
Sorry to wake you.
I'm looking for a doctor.
There's nothing to worry about.
Stewardess, I think the man
next to me is a doctor.
Sir, excuse me. Sorry to wake you,
are you a doctor?
- That's right.
- We have sick passengers.
- Could you come look at them?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
Let me see your tongue.
I'll be back in a minute.
Tell the captain to land.
She must go to a hospital.
A hospital! What is it?
It's a big building with patients,
but that's not important.
- I must speak to the captain.
- Certainly.
Victor, we're running into heavy...
Roger, take over!
- Captain, how soon can you land?
- I can't tell.
- You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
- No, I'm not sure.
- Can't you take a guess?
- Not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess
for another two hours?
No, we can't land.
Fog has closed down everything.
We've got to get through to Chicago.
Get him out of there!
What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
I'm not sure.
Haven't seen anything like this
since the Anita Bryant Concert.
- What did we have for dinner?
- We had a choice - steak or fish.
Yes, I remember. I had Lasagna.
- What did he have?
- He had fish.
Doctor, two more are sick.
The other passengers are worried.
We'll handle the passengers.
Find out what the sick people
had for dinner.
This is Captain Oveur speaking.
It's bumpy, but we'll be past it
in a few minutes.
We're now flying over Hoover Dam,
and later we'll pass south
of the Grand Canyon.
Meanwhile, relax
and enjoy your flight, OK?
Chicago, this is flight 209er.
We're in trouble.
We need traffic below us cleared
and priority landing in Chicago.
Yes?
My husband's very sick.
Can you do something?
The doctor will be with you
in just a moment.
Do you know what he had for dinner?
Yes, we both had fish. Why?
It's nothing to be alarmed about.
We'll be back to you very quickly.
Doctor, Mr Hammen ate fish,
and Randy said there are five
more cases, and they all had fish.
The co-pilot had fish.
What did the navigator have?
He had fish.
All right, now we know
what we're up against.
Those who had fish for dinner
will soon become violently ill.
- Just how serious is it?
- Extremely serious.
It starts with a slight fever,
dryness of the throat.
When the virus penetrates,
the victim becomes dizzy,
and begins to experience
an itching rash.
From there, the poison works
on the central nervous system,
causing severe muscle spasms,
followed by the inevitable drooling.
At this point,
the digestive system collapses,
accompanied
by uncontrollable flatulence.
Until, finally,
the poor bastard is reduced
to a quivering,
wasted piece of jelly.
Put it on... automatic pilot.
Automatic pilot, automatic pilot...
There it is!
I'll go back to the passengers.
Come in, 209er. This is Chicago.
Flight 209er, come in.
This is Elaine Dickinson,
the stewardess.
Captain Oveur's passed out.
We've lost the co-pilot
and