thought it went very well.
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
I'll meet you in the car, okay?
I just want to ask her something.
You moved.
Look, Mrs. Canby...
you've heard the expression,
''He's just a kidder.''
He is, he's just a kidder.
He'd do anything to make you laugh
and make you comfortable.
He'd do anything to make you happy.
Do you think we have a chance?
I think you have an excellent chance.
You know, he'll make a wonderful father.
I'm sure he will,
but you've got to be realistic.
Adopting a baby can take months,
even years.
I wouldn't go shopping
for highchairs just yet.
I don't know, I like them all. They're....
Look how cute this is.
-You must have a great time working here.
-I do.
I'm going to take this one, definitely.
I still like this one the best.
It's great up here.
-Kid will love this, right, Fairchild?
-I suppose he must, sir.
Yeah. How you do this
with such dignity baffles me.
Thank you, sir.
-Here.
-It's all right, sir.
Now don't fool around, Fairchild.
-We haven't got all day.
-Yes, sir.
Look at how delicate this is.
This is great. Look at that workmanship.
I'm gonna take this one.
Yes, Mrs. Bach.
May I ask, when is the baby due?
What baby? This is for me.
I'm having trouble sleeping.
This is great!
-Fairchild.
-Madam?
Did you show that to Arthur?
Does he like it?
Yes, he wants it.
Good.
Fairchild!
Look, Fairchild! I'm finally on the wagon!
-I'll take these to the car.
-No, that's okay. I'll take it.
Do they make these with a wet bar
and a back seat?
No, sir.
We'll take it anyway.
The kid will just have to rough it.
I know this is hard to believe,
but he's never once been mistaken...
for a Supreme Court justice.
-There was one occasion when l--
-Are we taking this? Wanna hold this?
-Thank you.
-Hold on.
-Red light! Green light!
-Arthur.
So how did you two meet?
At Bergdorf Goodman. I was shoplifting.
No, I'm....
Sir, there's a call for you
on the car phone. Burt Johnson.
-Burt Johnson?
-Burt Johnson?
Pull!
Hello, Mr. Johnson.
Arthur. Welcome aboard.
Thank you.
You're looking fine.
And by fine, of course,
I mean big and frightening.
I see you're still drinking, Arthur.
Yeah, sir, I'd stop drinking in a minute...
if I could find a faster, more efficient way...
of getting all this Scotch into my body.
How's Susan? Married, I hope.
Twenty-eight children.
Susan's not married.
Susan never got married.
-Really?
-Pull!
You must hate those things.
Would you like to try it?
Me? I don't think I'm....
Yes, there's nothing like the feel of a fine,
handcrafted shotgun.
-Go ahead, try it.
-Okay. Would you mind?
There's nothing like the feel
of a huge glass of Scotch...
in the left hand.
Pull! Hit the bullet!
He missed. No, your way's better.
I can see that now, thank you.
I'm better at this.
-You hurt me, Arthur.
-I did?
You embarrassed me
in front of the entire community.
l--
Worst of all,
you broke my little girl's heart.
I'm not a vindictive man.
-I'm a very vindictive man.
-I see.
I think I better take.... No!
Pull!
That one was self-defense, right?
It was gonna circle back and kill us both.
I'm gonna get another drink now.
What time is it, Arthur?
-What time is it?
-Feel any different?
-Different?
-You should, you know.
You're broke, Arthur.
As of 12:00 noon today, you're busted.
You're shit.
Wait a minute, I'm shit?
-Remember the big merger?
-Yeah.
Your family and I
formed this big corporation...
each of us owning 40% of the stock.
And the remaining 20%
was supposed to be owned...
by a group of foreign investors.
Foreign--
I bought out those investors
earlier this morning.
You bought them out?
It's called controlling interest, Arthur.
I already talked to your family...
and they can run the company...
live exactly as they have been...
on one condition.
That you are cut off.
-What?
-You don't get a penny.
Can I borrow that gun a moment?
I want to....