Bill.
That makes you feel safe, doesn't it (?)
I know I'm not going to like it here.
Doesn't Wild Bill mind
that you're using his wheels?
He doesn't exactly know about it.
Doesn't exactly know about it.
Listen, fellas,
I'm not one to stick to tradition,
but isn't this a bit unorthodox?
Bud, you haven't seen the half of it yet.
(Jackson) Oh, yes, I have. Look at that.
Huh-ho, I'm tingling again.
The second those little darlings
hit the beach, everything comes off.
Topless, bottomless. It's great.
Don't you guys ever work?
- Work?
- Yeah, work.
We don't have time for work.
I think I'm gonna like it here.
- It ain't much, but it's home.
- (Jackson) Yeah.
Glad he feels comfortable around us.
Tommy's just had problems lately.
Come on. Wild Bill wants to see you.
- (Charlie) This way.
- Unbelievable, unbelievable.
- Hi, Charlie.
- Hi, Toto. Guys, this is Toto.
Anything you want, Toto'll get it for you.
For a price, that is.
- For a price, huh?
- I'll do errands, clean your car.
Anything you want. Very cheap.
Hey, hey. Am I seeing things
or is this a couple of soldier boys
we got round here?
Rangers, my son. Rangers.
Rangers, huh?
Yeah.
What the hell
those bums doing round here?
Sir...
Sergeant Curtis Jackson,
Sergeant Joe Armstrong, sir.
Front and centre!
So...
You two are rangers, huh?
Don't Washington know marines
guard embassies, not rangers?
As if my life wasn't
complicated enough already.
- Do you know why you're here?
- We were told you would brief us.
Yeah. There are 20 marines stationed
on the island as embassy guards.
We dress as little like marines as possible.
Left-wing elements
stir up trouble against us.
Four of my men have disappeared,
two on a fishing trip, two in town.
A marine said one minute he was talking
to them, the next they were gone.
Sounds crazy, but there's a kid
that hangs round the barracks
who said he saw two giants
dressed in strange black suits
taking the men away in a motor launch.
We thought they'd been kidnapped,
but there's been no ransom demands
and no bodies.
It's a goddamn mystery.
So I made my report to Washington
asking for help and they sent you.
All I have to go on
is what the kid told me.
Who was it that last saw the marines, sir?
Name's Taylor. Kind of a strange guy.
Married a local girl a year ago.
- (Wild Bill) He's been going downhill since.
- We've got the picture.
I don't know who you are
or why you're here,
but I've been told to help you.
So you work in the embassy,
keep a low profile
and don't mess with my marines.
We'll do our best, sir.
Now get outta here.
Men in black suits.
Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- I'll show you your rooms.
(man) Hey, Sarge, over here.
(Charlie) A few of us are going
water-skiing later.
You're welcome to come along
if you want.
- Water-skiing?
- Yeah. Why not?
Thank you, Toto.
(Jackson) Look at that babe.
(Charlie) Jackson, Joe. Hey.
How you doing? You know Toto, right?
- Hi.
- This right here is Bert Ballard.
He may not look like much,
but his sister is so fine.
Our fan club's beginning to grow.
Let's go already.
(Armstrong) See ya.
Come on, push out.
Oh, oh, oh...
Wanna go ashore and try our luck?
Let's go to Mangrove Island.
Wall-to-wall babes. They're all dying for it.
- Last I heard you were married.
- So?
(Tom) Just 'cause I'm on a diet
doesn't mean I can't look at the menu.
Good point. Very good point. Get it.
Looks like we got a problem.
- Put her up there on the beach.
- Yeah, OK.
You OK, Taylor?
Yeah, sure.
I don't wanna swim
all the way back to the base.
(Tom) It's probably the carburettor.
(Bert) Let's push it in.
That's it. Let me check the engine.
Get it in there.
Well, let's check the engine.
All right.
The US Marines strike again.
Doesn't seem to be anything wrong,
not that I can see.
Everything seems to be all right.