me, you little dip!
Oh, hi, Steve.
Hey, sis.
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
- What is it?
- Nothing!
I've decided to let you take care
of my car while I'm away.
At least until Christmas.
I'm comin' back for a couple
of weeks at Christmas.
I've got some very simple instructions
for you. Here's the keys.
First of all,
only 30-weight Castrol-R.
I've written the tire pressure
and stuff on a pad in the glove...
- Are you listening?
- Hey, what's wrong?
- Are you crying?
- I can't believe it!
I don't know what to say!
I'll love and protect this car
until death do us part.
This is a super fine machine.
This might even be better than
Darryl Starbird's superfleck moon...
It is! It's better than
Darryl Starbird's superfleck moonbird.
Budda?
How'd you like to go
to the drive-in movies with me?
- You gotta be kidding.
- Would I kid about a thing like that?
I have a new car.
Did she do that to you?
Curt, you wanna bomb around?
I wanna try out my new wheels.
Well, I'd like to, Toad...
but I'm gonna go
with Steve and Laurie to the hop.
- Besides, I'd spoil your luck.
- Yeah, right.
Tonight, things are gonna be
different.
Wait a minute.
You're goin' to the freshman hop?
Come on, man!
That place is for kids.
You two just got your ass outta there.
Don't go back there.
You ain't got no emotions?
We are going to remember
all of the good times.
- Yeah, well, go.
- Why don't you come with us?
- Bullshit, man!
- Come on. For old times' sake.
Listen, you go.
Go ahead, Curtsie baby.
You go on over there and remember
the good times you won't be havin'.
I ain't goin' off to some
goddamn fancy college.
I'm stayin' right here...
havin' fun as usual!
Jesus, Milner, you're really
in a great mood tonight!
What's the matter, John?
Did I do somethin' wrong?
I'm sorry.
Man, it's nothin'.
- We'll see you later, okay?
- All right.
We'll all do somethin' together
before Steve leaves.
Wait a minute.
Now you're not goin'?
I don't know.
- Hey, Milner!
- What happened to your flathead?
- What happened to your flathead?
- Your mother!
Your mother!
Hey, we been talkin' 'bout you.
There's a very wicked
'55 Chevy lookin' for you.
- Yeah, I know.
- Watch out for the cop at Jerry's.
Yeah, all right. Thanks.
Hey, Toad!
Is that you
in that beautiful car?
Jeez, what a waste
of machinery!
Hey, kid!
All right, baby.
Here we go with another call.
- Answer the phone, dummy.
- Pinkie's Pizza.
You got any more of those
secret agent spy scoops?
Hit parade
on a stethoscope?
No, secret agent spy scope, man...
that pulls in the moon,
stars, the planets...
and the satellites
and little bitty space men.
You have the wrong number,
partner.
Wait!
What did you say?
Quick. Quick.
Hang a right.
- What? Why?
- Steven, cut over to "G" Street.
I just saw a vision.
I saw a goddess.
Come on.
You gotta catch up to her.
- I didn't see anything.
- Come on, Curt.
We can't be spendin' half the night
chasing girls down for you.
Laurie, this was the most perfect,
dazzling creature I've ever seen!
- She's gone. Forget it.
- She spoke to me.
She spoke to me through the window!
I think she said, "I love you."
That means nothing
to you people?
You have no romance,
no soul?
Someone wants me. Someone
roaming the streets wants me.
Will you turn the corner?
- Later.
- Alligator.
You're new around here.
Where you from?
- Turlock.
- You know a guy named Frank Bartlett?
No. Does he go to Turlock High?
Well, he used to.
He goes to J.C. Now.
- Do you go to J.C.?
- Yeah, sure.
Wow! Do you know Guy Phillips?
Yeah, sure.
I got him in a class.
He's so boss!
How'd you like to ride around
with me for a while?
I'm sorry. I can't.
I'm going steady.
- Come on!
- I just can't.
You're just ridin' around
with a bunch of girls.
Anybody else in there
wanna