place.
Burp !
Delicious
meat loaf,
kate.
Best i've
ever had.
Best
anyone's
ever had.
Best in
the world.
Simply
the best.
Thank you, alf,
would you like
some pie ?
What kind ?
Coconut cream.
Pass.
Sorry i'm late
for dinner.
Ha ! "Sorry i'm
late for dinner."
You're a
scream.
Ha !Ha !
How does he
come up with
that stuff ?
What stuff ?
There he
goes again.
Ha !
What is wrong
with you ?
Nothing's
wrong.
I'm the happiest
alien on earth.
What could possibly
be wrong here
In the fun-Filled,
action-Packed,
tanner household ?
How's the back
yard coming ?
Uhhh.
I'd like to discuss
that with you at length.
Later would be a good time.
He's been watching
"bonanza."
I'll return the
stagecoach tomorrow.
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Captions copyrighted by
alien productions.
All rights reserved.Yuck !
Too ripe.
Nope,
this one doesn't
look good either.
Nope.
This one has
a worm in it.
Mine !
You eat worms ?
What else would you
do with them --
Use them for bait ?
Brian, time
for dinner.
Okay.
You coming ?
No, go ahead.
Your mother won't let me
eat worms in the house.
Enjoy.Thanks.
There's no worm in this !
Oh, howdy, raquel.
[Scream]
[Scream]
[scream]
**
Red alert !
Alien coming through !
Why was alf
running ?
Occupied !
I'm sorry.
Alf knows that's
not a bathroom,
doesn't he ?
I hope so.
Alf.
Alf !
Alf, what's
going on ?
[ Doorbell ]
Get the front door.
It may be self-Evident.
Kate, willie !
It was horrifying,
simply horrifying !
It had a long ...
and two big ...
Please don't
do this.
She's
imagining
things.
I'm not !
There's a monster
loose in the
neighborhood.
A monster ?
Are you
going to
form an
angry mob ?
I saw it in
your back yard.
I could swear i've
seen it once before.
What did this
monster look like ?
Uh, like bigfoot --
Only little.
It ran behind
your garage.
It might still
be there.
Maybe we should
go have a look.
Good !
But you
go first.
Raquel, i'm sure
there's nothing
out there.
Fine !You just
tell that to it !
Will you tell it
that i would like
to speak to him.
Big foot ?
She's one to talk.
I could shoot the rapids
in one of her gunboats.
It was right
over here !
See.It was
eating the avocados.
How considerate,
to have taken a
single bite out
of every one.
Look at this
bite pattern --
4 teeth.
That
is not
human.
Your mother
had 4 teeth.
Bad example.
Maybe
it was
a dog.
It knew
my name !
Maybe -- It was a
neighborhood dog.
Raquel,
you know
how the
mind
Plays
terrible
tricks on
a person.
I bet it was
that extra garlic
on your pizza
this morning.
You had
the pizza.
[ Whispers ]
i'm just trying
to cover for you.
I don't need that !
I am telling the truth.
Fine !You saw
little bigfoot.
I'm out of it.
Well, it looked like
a little bigfoot.
Maybe it was
one of those
wrinkly dogs
from china.
They're always
being mistaken
for something
else.
No, this was
different.
It looked like
something from
Another world.
The soap opera ?
No, it was a creature
from outer space.
Willie,
you went
to college.
Tell her there's
no such thing as
spacemen.
Well,
I can't
say that
for sure.
It is possible that
there are beings
from other worlds
That could come
to visit us
someday,
And stay --
In fact,
overstay --
And not once offer
to pay for their
own food ...
So i hear.
I give up.
You're all
nuts.
Come on, raquel.
We're going home.
No, it may
be dangerous.
We must warn
the alien
taskforce.
They didn't
believe you before.
Why do you think they'll
believe you now ?
Fine !I'll have to
warn everybody myself.
Yoo hoo !
Mr. Litwak !
Raquel !
Raquel !
Yoo hoo !
You don't think
they'll believe
her, do you ?
The litwaks believe
dick clark is 23
years old.
Could you
stop pacing ?
I pace when i'm bored.
I've been under
house