my job. How would you feel about relocating ? [ Growl ] I'll take that as a "yes." Tomatoes ? Thank you. Over here. Oregano ? Thank you. Where you left it. Whipped cream ? Coming at you. Morning ! Morning, alf. I smell food. And lots of it. What's cooking ? Your all-Time favorite sunday breakfast. Cats benedict ? No. French toast, jello, and spaghetti. Oh ! Christmas came early this year ! We felt like we owed you an apology. Well, i agree. What for ? For neglecting you and spending all our time with alfina. Speaking of alfina, Where is she ? She always comes running when there's food cooking. Alf, you haven't seen her, have you ? Check, please. What have you done ? Oh, sure, just assume that i gave alfina away. You gave away alfina ? [ Door bell ] Saved by the bell. You stay right where you are, mister. This doesn't have the feel of your typical happy ending. Hi, can i help you ? I came to get my dog. Okay, come on in. This is her. This is my dog, francesca. Can i have her back, please ? Sure. No, wait. First, we have to make sure she's yours. She's my dog, all right. She's brown and white and shaggy. She does tricks. What kind of tricks ? The wrong tricks. When i tell her to sit up and beg, She rolls over and plays dead. That's her, all right. My dad taught her that. He has a weird sense of humor. I can't find alfina anywhere. Who's alfina ? We have a little problem. Ah ... Hannah. Hannah ... I'm mr. Tanner. This is my wife, mrs. Tanner, Hello. These are the tanner siblings, brian and lynn. Hi. Hannah is here to pick up her dog. Uh-Oh. Where is she ? Actually, we don't know where she is ... Just at the moment. Oh, no ... I have to sit down. Oh, please. We did find your dog. Brian found your dog. But she seems to have wandered off. Oh, hannah. Don't cry. We'll help you find your dog. If we can't, i can think of a suitable replacement. Alf ! Hold on willie. I'm trying to find the right quotation to express my regret. This one seems apropos. "To err is human ..." You got rid of that dog, didn't you ? You're right. "The buck stops here." Admiral john poindexter, 1987. Where is the dog, alf ? I thought brian was getting too attached To the little mutt. That's not for you to decide. I'm in charge here. Oh -- General alexander haig, 1981. Alf, What have you done with the dog ? Hey, don't worry. I called that nice lady who said she was the owner. She picked alfina up last night. Oh, alf -- It was obvious to anyone, That woman never laid eyes on alfina in her life ! "She sure had me fooled !" Gary hart, 1987. [ Knock at door ] Shut up, you mutt. [ Knock at door ] I'm coming ! Keep your pants on. Oh, it's you. I'm sorry mrs. Buttonwood. I hope i'm not disturbing you. Step inside. You're letting all the flies out. Hey, alfina. How you doing, girl ? Mrs. Buttonwood, i'd really like to have her back. I'd like to be christie brinkley. You learn to live with it. But the dog's real owner came by today. She would love to have her back. She can have her back. Great. For $500. Five hundred ... ? Bucks ! You have a hearing problem ? But the dog's real owner is a little girl. And she misses her so much. She was crying in my living room. Aw. Breaks your heart, doesn't it ? $500 ! Will you take a check ? Cash. Cash. You can't be too careful. There's a lot of slime out there. I hear you. I don't have $500 in cash on me. [ Loud knocking ] ethel ! My ex-Boyfriend -- Not too smart and jealous to the bone. Just a minute, honey. I'm not dressed yet. You got a man in there ? Maybe there is ! You'd better leave while your face is still in the front. But i haven't done anything. I'll give you a rain check. [ Loud knocking ] Climb out that window. That's silly ! [ Loud knocking ] Is there a back door ? It's all
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