it out ?
[ Ring ]
Officer griswald.
Yo, grizzy.
It's the sentinel.
Not again.
Tanner, i know a crime is
committed every 5 minutes,
But they're not all
in your neighborhood.
That's because
i'm on the job.
What is it this time ?
A man just came
out of 202 hemdale ...
Carrying a large
plastic bag.
He's headed for the curb.
It's going down !
It's going down !
Could he be taking
out his trash ?
Uh ...
Could be.
Over and out.
[ Doorbell ]
Hi.
Dad, it's
the ochmoneks.
And jake.
Hi, tall,
teenage, and
tantalizing.
Gag me with
a shovel.
Whatever
turns you on.
Any requests ?
Yeah.
Go jump in the lake
with your cb.
What ?
You take this
neighborhood watch...
Far too seriously.
Have i,
as the sentinel,
Offended you ?
We don't want to
be involved anymore.
We're turning in
our code names.
Cross "the phantom" and
"lolita" off your list.
The others are
dropping out, too.
I guess i got
carried away, huh ?
You called me "horsemeat."
I'm sure i didn't say ...
Horsemeat.
I'm sure that i said
something nice ...
That just sounded
like "horsemeat."
Don't try to contact us.
We're leaving town.
We're going shopping in tijuana.
We have a house to refurnish.
Come on, jake.
Can't i stay
with the tanners ?
I'm allergic to kitsch.
Go.
Enjoy.
Drink the
water.
Adios.
You can't stay unless
willie invites you ...
Of his own
free will,
Without being
pushed into it.
Jake's
welcome
to stay.
All right.
See you ma?Na.
Hasta luego.
Come on, trevor.
Right, phantom.
If you will
excuse me,
I have a
little matter
to discuss
with alf.
Take your time, sir.
We'll be fine.
Could you
dim the lights
on your way out ?
No problem.
This is your
captain speaking.
Come in, ochmonek.
Litwak ...
Bird ...
Rambo,
big foot,
horsemeat,
Anybody.
Maybe there was a nuclear war
and i'm the only one left.
Hey, willie, see any
mushroom clouds out there ?
Come in,
ochmonek !
I know you're
out there !
You are through being
block captain forever.
Forever !
If i read
between the lines --
You're
fired !
That's not what
you're getting at.
That's exactly what
i'm getting at.
You're
finished.
You've humiliated me in
front of my neighbors,
And ruined an excellent
crime-Prevention program.
Oh, yeah ?
Oh, yeah ?
Well, you're nearsighted.
Hah !
I'm fired ?
[ Ring ]
Hello !
I don't suppose you'd
be interested in ...
Some suspicious movement
in the bushes next door.
Evidently not.
[ Ring ]
Griswald.
Guess who, grismeister ?
Tanner ?
I don't suppose you'd
be interested in ...
Some suspicious movement
in the bushes next door.
It's a trend.
Well, alfer,
it's up to you.
An alien's got to do
what an alien's got to do.
When the going gets tough,
The tough get going.
Many are called,
But few are chosen.
And you can't get
anything done ...
When you stand around
talking to yourself
in cliches.
This guy's
gonna be rice pudding.
Yeah.
What am i doing ?
I'm a cop.
We're cops.
Aren't we ?
We gotta check it out.
Don't we ?
Come on, let's go.
Freeze !
Don't you know
what freeze means ?
[ Police siren ] 
Well, it's about time.
[ Police bullhorn ]
you, in the house,
Come out with
your hands up.
Mommy !
[ Alf ]
next week, on alf ...
Whoops, wrong reel.
Ha !Here's our show.
Long story, short.
I saw a burglar,
and scared him away.
Now i'm trapped,
and i'm scared.
[ Alf ]
hope i didn't let
the cat out of the bag.
Captions performed by
captions, inc.Los angeles, ca
Captions copyrighted
by alien productions.
All rights reserved.Well, alfer,
it's up to you.
An alien's got to do
what an alien's got to do.
When the going gets tough,
the tough get going.
This guy's gonna
be rice pudding, yeah.
Freeze !
Don't you know what
freeze means ?
[ Police ]
you in the house,
come out with your hands up.
Mommy !
[ Alf ]
and that's what
happened last

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