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Crash ]
Did we score ?
No,
it was intercepted
by my dinnerware !
You left the plates
in the end zone !
Keep
this
outside !
Hey, watch it !
You'll break
the grass.
**
Great meal.
What's for
dessert ?
You can't have
dessert, until
all the other food
has been served.
All the
other food
has been
served.
That's it ?
1 measly ham ?
Why did i work
up an appetite
playing football ?
Who were you
playing with ?
By himself.
And i won --
In overtime.
You didn't
trample my
flowers,
did you ?
Don't worry, i
tip-Toed through
your tulips.
Let's see
your feet.
Feet !
You tip-Toed
through my tulips,
but demolished
my daisies.
But, i high-Tailed it
past your hyacinths.
Your turn.
[ Doorbell ]
i'll
get
it.
I'll
get
it.
Now,
where
were we ?
If i remember
correctly,
You were about
to give me a
foot massage.
Hi, mrs.
Ochmonek.
I'd like to
speak with
your mother
and father.
Mom, dad !
Is that our
football ?
It's
definitely
not mine.
Hi.
Is something
the matter ?
Do you know
how this
got into
our yard ?
Not
exactly.
Brian was
playing
with it.
He probably
kicked it
over the
fence.
It broke
our window.
I'm so
sorry.
I'll pay
for it.
Our
very large
picture
window.
I'll
get your
checkbook.
No,
just
send us
the bill.
Fine,
but please
speak to
brian.
Criminal behavior should
be nipped in the bud.
Criminal behavior ?
Breaking windows today --
Robbing banks tomorrow.
Brian
a bank
robber ?
Al capone was a good
boy, until he broke
my grandfather's window.
Of course, he pushed
my grandfather through it,
But the result
was the same.
* alf.
* yes ?
* come here.
* no problem.
I'm sorry about
your flowers.
Please accept these
with my apologies.
They smell
like feet.
I washed them
in desenex.
Where
is our
football ?
Behind your back.
Raquel said
it broke
her window.
That's ridiculous.
Footballs don't break
windows -- People do.
What
about
aliens ?
I broke nothing,
i swear.
You broke
those plates.
Like that's relevant.
How did
this get
into their
back yard ?
Well, i have a theory.
Please
share
it.
I was standing near the fence.
I kicked the ball.
It went up,
But never came back down.
What's your
theory ?
Isn't it obvious ?
Gravity failure.
Explanation #2 --
What did
alf do ?
Nothing.
Somebody broke
the ochmoneks'
window,
We're
trying
to figure
out who.
It wasn't you, was it ?
No.
This
is very
important ...
He said he
didn't do it !
Stop with the
3rd degree.
If he didn't do
it, you're the
prime suspect.
Brian dear, this
is very important.
Did you break
the window ?
No !
Who could it
have been ?
That's
it !
No tv
for 1
month.
Why, what did i do ?
You can't punish me
without just cause.
I demand a trial.
Forget
the trial.
So you do think
i'm guilty.
You're punishing
an innocent alien.
My teacher said everyone's
innocent until proven guilty.
Okay, alf
gets his
trial.
I'll be
the judge.
No offense, but i
prefer a fair trial.
What about mom ?
Without hesitation.
I won't
be the
judge,
And there
won't be
a trial.
I know
my rights.
I want my day in court !
If i'm found guilty, i'll
take the month with no tv.
Okay, we'll
have a trial
Tomorrow
morning,
after
breakfast.
What ever you say,
your honor.
I respect your judgment.
I'm not just saying that.
Stop kissing up.
I'm not,
i'm innocent.
Why should
i kiss up ?
By the way,
i love your hair.
Stop it.
I'm stopped.
You're right.
You're brilliant.
She's brilliant.
Really.
No more kissing up.
Not if she doesn't
want me to.
I wouldn't kiss up
to the judge.
Hear ye,
hear ye !
Court is
now in
session.
The honorable
judge mom
presiding.
Thank you,
that was
very good.
Where's alf ?
Here he comes --
F. Lee shumway.
In my
best
suit.
You're gonna lose
more than your suit,
When this case
is over.
Sorry i'm late.
My client had to
visit the

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