Good idea ! That's silly ! Let's just tell alf he's won ? I'm for that ! You've won ! Won, ma'am ? The bet is off ! You can turn in your whisk broom and phoney accent, Let out a big burp, and get on with it ! Yeah, alf, let her rip ! What we're saying is We want the old alf back. Please, i must insist we follow this through. Isn't that one of the rules -- To follow things through ? Otherwise, we'd have chaos. Our life would be impossible. All right, we're leaving. We'll see you at 6:14. 6:14 ? 6:14.That's when the sun goes down. That means pledge week is over.You can go back to being yourself. Where are we going to go ? Who cares ?As long as it's someplace dirty. Goodbye, alf. Bye, alf. Bye, alf. See you after the metamorphosis. Oh, sir william. Is there some special meal you'd like for my last hurrah ? Aw, Oh, Actually there is one thing That kate's always had trouble with. It's duck a l'orange. No problem. Shall i serve a nice hearty burgundy ? That would be lovely. Count on it. Willie, are you coming ? Oh yeah, you bet. [Loudly] and we don't want anything fancy for dinner, either ! 6:13. One minute to go, luckmeister. Then, i'll be down on you Like a buzzard on a gut-Wagon ! [Ding] Ah, the duck a l'orange is ready. Have some wine. It'll slow down your reflexes. Zut alors ! The gas is on. But, i forgot to light the oven. Oh well, better late than never. [Boom !] Argh. Well, i guess we'll have to order in. [Tv] tonight on "eye on the town" -- What do women in bikinis think of the japanese trade imbalance ? I love sweeps week. Uh-Oh. You'd better look at this ! Oh, my god ! Just take it easy. You didn't lose everything. You've still got your health. I'm sorry the firemen had to chop their way in. You people should give me a key. Trevor, what happened ? I think i know. Where is he ? Where is he ! Oh, jeeves ? I think he took off When he saw the mess in the kitchen. The kitchen ! I want to see it ! Lynn, why don't you see if you can find -- Jeeves. Trevor, i think we can handle this from here. Thanks for waiting for us to come home. My pleasure. Hope you don't mind -- I was a little hungry. I had some of the crispy duck, that was stuck to the wall. Don't worry about it. Have a good night. No need to close the door. Yeah. Mom, do you think alf's okay ? I found alf. He was hiding in the dryer with grandma's rosary. I know what you're gonna say, And i've already accepted my fate. I'm turning myself in to the alien task force. I don't deserve to live. Alf, why do these things always happen to you ? Beats me. Maybe in a past life, i was a wrecking ball. You were so good all week. What happened ? Yeah, we'd really like to know. I'll keep it simple -- The kitchen blew up. This is like a roadrunner cartoon. Alf, how did the kitchen blow up ? Well, the oven was on for awhile. Then i realized i hadn't lit it. I struck a match ... Didn't you smell the gas ? At the time, i thought it was dill. Well, goodbye, And good luck. Oh, come on back, alf. You don't have anywhere to go. We don't want you to go. But, i failed. I didn't live up to the agreement. I don't deserve to stay. We know that, but you're staying, anyway. Okay. Come on, now. The place is a mess. We've got a lot of cleaning up to do. If there's 1 thing that alf proved this week, It's that he knows how to clean up. That was the new alf. Now that i'm the old alf ... I'll get the push broom, milord. Hey, how's it going. I thought you were taking these things back to trevor. They're not trevor's anymore. I bought them. Actually, you bought them. Your check's in the mail. Hit the switch. You gotta see this. See what ? Trust me. Just turn off the light. [Click] Tell me -- Is this a significant moment,
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