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're
his son.
I'm sorry,
go on.
I wanted my life to be
more exciting than his.
That's why i started
riding the rails.
So, what happened ?
I met a girl
in colorado.
We were working
in this restaurant.
She was saving her money
to be an actress.
We started going
out together.
Before i knew it,
i fell in love.
I never knew kate
wanted to be an actress.
It wasn't kate.
It was linda evans.
That's the truth.
Really ?
You dated her ?
Way to go,
willie.
What happened ?
She set out to
find the footlights ...
And i set out
to find the sky.
Well, you married
the right girl.
Linda's much
too busy.
She'd never be home
in time to tuck me in.
Glad you
approve.
Kate's made me
a very happy man.
Yeah, but you
better face it.
You did follow in your
father's footsteps.
But i found out
there's a lot of adventure ...
Out there
in the suburbs.
There is --
Buying our house,
Our first
christmas,
Seeing lynn come out
of the delivery room,
Hearing brian
say, "dad."
What about that
pesky alien ...
Crashing through
your roof ?
That's certainly
been an adventure.
Yeah,
for me, too.
Willie,
do you ever wish ...
I hadn't crashed
through your roof ?
Never.
Thanks ...
Dad.
Ha-Ha-Ha !
Yeah.
Captions performed by
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Captions copyrighted
by alien productions.
All rights reserved.What are you watching ?
I'm watching you
spill popcorn all
over the floor.
Yeah --
Be careful
where you
step.
Oh,
"casablanca" !
Yeah,
great film.
I've seen it
so many times.
Then you won't
mind if i
change the
channel.
Alf !
It's godzilla week
on channel 6.
Stop the presses !
They're showing
"godzilla vs.
The thing"
"Godzilla vs.
King kong"
And
"godzilla vs.
The smog
monster."
Guess
which one
this is ?
I'm not
guessing.
I'll give
you a hint --
Cough.
Cough.
Cough.
Cough.
"Godzilla vs the
smog monster" ?
Wrong !
Wrong ?
Why were
you coughing ?
Popcorn stuck
in my throat.
I don't think
you should watch
this movie.
They always
give you
nightmares.
Correction --
Used to give
me nightmares.
I've matured
since the
"blob" festival.
Roar !
Aaaah !!!
**
You look nice.
Thanks.
I don't feel
right about
going to the
play by myself.
Would you
feel better
if i went
with you,
And alf
destroyed
the house ?
You're
right.
It's nice
to know
that when i
come home,
There'll
be a home
to come
home to.
It won't
last forever.
He's just more
destructive
during hockey
season.
[Crash]
I'm telling him
we're going out
separately,
Just because
of him.
He's got
to learn
to behave.
When he tries to behave,
he gets nervous, and
breaks even more things.
[Crash]
How many more things
can there be ?
What was all
that noise ?
I don't know.
As grandpa satchel
used to say,
"Don't look back --
Something might be broken."
In this case it's my casserole
dish and the cookie jar.
Where are you going ?
I'm going to
see a musical.
Musicals are dumb.
Out of the blue,
people burst into song.
Hence,
the term
"musical."
Wouldn't it get
on your nerves
if i started
singing --
* hey, kate
ain't it great *
* hey, willie,
you look silly *
It's getting
on my nerves.
See
what
i mean ?
What's it
called ?
"Cats."
Take me, please !
Afterwards,
we'll go backstage
and eat the actors.
They're not
real cats;
they're
actors.
Yech !
I'll pass.
How come
you're
not
going ?
Well, uh ...
Actually ...
Do you remember when
we left you alone,
And you
blew up
the kitchen?
Oh, yeah.
I get nervous
just thinking
about it.
Well, i'm not
going because
i don't feel
well.
I have a
slight
fever.
Oh, let me press my lips
against your forehead.
No !
You don't sound
that sick.
Is there something wrong
between you two ?
Of course not.
You wouldn't lie
to the old alfer ?
No.
Because i always
tell the truth.
Example --
Your
socks
are
limp.
Goodbye,
have

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