!
It's all right, tanner.
You've got your promotion.
I never felt otherwise.
Oh, good.
Would you get
me more ice ?
Yeah, sure.
As long as you're
here, burke,
There's a few other
things willie needs.
Like what ?
Let's talk
parking spaces.
Willie has a
parking space.
Yeah, but it's not
close enough.
His office doesn't
even have a window.
Neither does mine.
That's your problem.
And, willie's not nuts about
that guy working next to him.
What's his name ?
Simmons ?
That's the guy.
He's not pulling his weight.
Get rid of him !
There's a parking
space, right there.
Oh, yeah, let's
talk overtime.
Overtime !
O.T.!Yeah !
Overtime.
Willie's working
too hard.
He doesn't get home
'til 8:00 at night.
What are you guys
doing down there ?
Give the guy
a break !
How's your back ?
Come on, willie.
Alf, it's
too risky !
We'd
better go.
Hey, you
owe me.
I got you an office
with a window.
But i liked simmons.
I really did.
Trick or treat !
Alf,
your voice --
You're supposed
to be a child.
Right.
No problem.
Hello,
young man.
Hello,
old woman.
We're sorry to
bother you so late,
But we couldn't
get out any earlier.
I'm afraid i gave my last
candy bar away over an hour ago.
Aw, shucks.
I'll see if
i can find
something
else.
[Meow]
Was that a cat ?
Yes, i have lots of cats.
I'll take a yellow one.
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miss tasmania,
your question is --
What do you say
to people who claim
You're just a beautiful
face & body, without a brain ?
[Contestant]
uh, thank you.
What are you
watching ?
I think it's a
united nations meeting.
That's not the
united nations.
It's a
beauty
pageant.
Are you sure ?
They just asked the
ambassador from spain
What she would do
for world peace.
She's not the
ambassador.
She's a
contestant.
Oh.
That explains why the
swedish ambassador
was juggling.
**
On melmac,
the judges wore swimsuits,
While the contestants
sat in the audience.
Why were the judges
in swimsuits,
And not
the contestants ?
The judges had
better bodies.
Hey, kate.
I'd like to see
you do that.
Plate spinning was
never my sport.
Hi, sweetheart.
You're home early.
Where's rick ?
Yeah,
where's that jerk
with the earring.
He's still at the dance.
Is something wrong ?
No, nothing is wrong.
Lynn, what's
the matter ?
Alf, will you turn
that thing off ?
But it's the losers'
production number.
Alf, can't you see
that lynn is upset ?
Oh, sorry.
[Click]
Lynn,
what
happened ?
Rick and i were having
a good time at the dance.
Rick asked me if he
could dance with
cindy bennet.
I said,
"i suppose."
So he danced with her
the whole night !
Is cindy bennet that blonde
cheerleader in your yearbook ?
Yes.
Wow !
I mean she's not
as pretty as you.
Rick's a jerk
for doing that.
Cindy's gorgeous.
Any guy would want
her instead of me.
That's
not
true.
Honey, i know
you're upset,
But these things
happen all the time.
Great, you've given me a
lot to look forward to.
That's not
what i meant.
Let me tell
you a story
that might make
you feel better.
I was at this
high school dance.
This really cute guy
started talking to me.
We spent a wonderful
evening together,
Until i learned
he had left his date
to be with me.
And ...
Even though i
kept dating him,
I always felt that
what he did was wrong.
Thanks, mom.
I feel much
better now.
Sorry.
What happened to the
girl who got dumped.
It's not important.
Not to you.
You got your guy.
I think what your
mother is trying to say,
In her own
special way,
Is that you're
too good for rick.
I didn't get that at all.
It sounds like she's being
punished for something kate did.
Don't you have a
pageant to watch ?
I'm trying
to help lynn.
Well, you're not.
Watch your tv show.
Fine !
If you