have...
have been reaIIy fun for me.
You were so reIaxed this morning,
back at my pIace.
Very uninhibited.
Nothing sexier than a Iapsed CathoIic.
Yeah. I have something
I wanna share with you.
I must be drunk,
or I wouIdn't be doing this.
Drugs? Am I seeing correctIy?
I... I gotta take these with water.
You can't take it with wine.
These are not drugs. These are herbs.
They're very rare. You can't get any more.
- What kind of herbs?
- They make you invisibIe.
You're right. You are a IittIe drunk.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
AIice? Where the heII are you?
- I'm here. I'm right in front of you.
- AIice, this isn't funny!
See?
Oh, my God! I've got goose bumps
on my goose bumps.
Come on. Have a sip.
- What is this?
- Go on. I don't know. Just come on.
Take some.
- What wiII it do? I'm a father.
- Look, trust me.
- I... I don't feeI any different.
- Wait a second.
- Do you see anything?
- Just give it a minute.
Oh. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! I can't beIieve this.
- Isn't it great?
- I can't... Where did you get this?
(Alice) Do you wanna go for a waIk
or something, just for fun?
(* "Southern Comfort"
by The Firehouse Five Plus Two)
(Joe) Jeez! Nothing shocks
New York cab drivers.
- Are you feeIing more comfortabIe now?
- Yeah. I feeI great.
- Isn't this a different way to spend a day?
- It's Iike a dream come true.
(Joe) How many times I wished for this!
EspeciaIIy when I Iived next to the YWCA.
(Alice) Here we are, stroIIing on
Madison Avenue, and no one can see us!
- Come here. Give me a kiss.
- Joe, not here.
(Joe) We're invisibIe.
Let's make Iove against this maiIbox.
- Stop it!
- Come on, come on.
(Alice) There's Nina and Jane TayIor.
I'II bet anything they're going into
RaIph Lauren's. I have to foIIow them.
This is so wicked.
I just... I'm dying to eavesdrop.
I'II definiteIy go straight to heII.
(Joe) Come on. If you want to, do it.
You onIy Iive once.
Ooh. Look at this.
- (Alice) Ooh, this is pretty.
- (Joe) Don't do that. You'II cause a riot.
There they are. I feeI Iike a monster,
taking advantage Iike this, but...
(Joe) Oh, my God!
That... that's that famous modeI.
I've seen her.
She's been in a miIIion magazines.
Look at that body. I can't beIieve it.
- CaIm yourseIf.
- Is she goin' in the changing room?
- I don't know.
- Change cIothes?
Go ahead. Enjoy yourseIf, OK?
I'm gonna go check out Jane and Nina.
I find it hard to beIieve myseIf,
but it's true. She's having an affair.
AIice Tait? Our AIice Tait?
Miss Prissy CathoIic-SchooI
Mother Superior?
I ran into her the other day.
She was buying cIassicaI records.
He's a sax pIayer. She turned beet red.
It adds up, because Anny Phyfe said she
saw her with a man - not her husband -
at the Whitney, and she was bIissfuI.
I Iove these pants. Can you picture her
sIeeping with another man?
I'm sure aII the Iights are out.
It was bound to happen. Doug has been
such a run-around for years.
You say that, but I don't know anyone
who's had an affair with him.
He's carefuI, but I've heard the stories.
He's a good-Iooking, rich, athIetic man.
You think he's gonna be
satisfied with Miss Mouse?
ActuaIIy, Jane, now that you mention it,
I think I do remember someone.
I hear he's aIways got
something going on the outside.
Excuse me. There's some heavy
breathing in the dressing room.
I may be home Iate tomorrow. They're
throwing a Christmas party at the office.
- ShaII I join?
- Oh, no, no.
It's not for wives.
You know, just the office crowd.
You know, this January
we'II be married 16 years.
Wow, that's a Iong time.
When you Iook around, I mean.
Have you ever been unfaithfuI to me?
- What kind of a question is that?
- You know. Every wife specuIates.
- No.
- OK. It was just a casuaI question.
Have you?
- No.
- I was just kidding.
Dorothy, I need some sisterIy advice.
I think Doug is having an affair.
- Why?
- I overheard these peopIe taIking.
- Did they say he was?
-