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later
when you get off of work, all right?
All right?
Okay, see you about 1:30?
All right. I'll be there.
Alice, you just got to understand
one thing about me. I'm just like this.
Don't mess around with it,
and it won't mess with you.
Mess around with it,
and it's going to kill you.
That bitch has messed around with me.
All right, sweetheart?
Okay, I'll see you later.
I'm all right.
Please close. Let's see if that's closed.
- No! I can't go on.
- Oh, shit.
Wait, let's calm down.
I'm going to do this now,
and I'm going to close it.
- Something's sticking out over here.
- Stick it in.
- All right, now I am going to close it.
- My poor suitcase.
I'll give you a little weight. Got it?
That's it! I've got it. Let's go.
All right.
- Did you remember the money?
- No.
- Are you all right?
- No.
Where is it?Come on.
Quick, tell me. Which way?
You turn here.
- Where? Come on!
- Here!
- Are you sure?
- Here!
I'm doing it.
All right, let me see this.
- We're okay?
- Then you turn like this.
- See? Turn like this.
- Okay.
On the third day,
they sight the great gray gorilla.
And what they do with the gorilla
is they take it...
the guy goes up the tree,
like he always does...
knocks the gorilla off the tree,
and he falls down.
He's yelling to the hunter,
"Shoot the dog!"
Sit down, will you?
- But did you get it?
- Get what?
The joke. Remember when I told you
about the dog?
- Yeah, I got it, honey.
- You did not. I'll explain it.
The first time, the gorilla falls down...
the dog grabs it
and swings it around till it's dead.
The dog grabs the gorilla
and swings what?
The gorilla around till it's dead.
The dog grabs the gorilla
and swings it around till it's dead. I got it.
- The joke is where the dog grabs it.
- Where?
On the nuts. That's the punch line.
"The dog grabs the gorilla by the nuts,"
is the punch line?
No, that's the part of the story you have
to know to get the punch line.
You know what nuts are?
- Balls.
- Right. We'll go on from there.
Come on, Tommy.
Let me drive the car, will you?
Let me just tell you the punch line.
When the gorilla falls off the tree...
See what I mean by falling off the tree?
When the gorilla falls off the tree...
the hunter's yelling, "Shoot the dog!"
Because he got grabbed in the nuts
and swung around till he was dead.
Ain't that funny?
- That the gorilla...
- Tommy, it's enough.
The gorilla fell down,
and the dog grabbed him by the nuts.
Are you going to tell me this story again?
No, I'm going to tell it to you
until you understand it.
- I understand it! Now shut up!
- Then what's the joke?
- I don't know.
- All right, then I'll tell it to you again.
I think Tucson might be a nice place
for us to stay...
till I make some more money.
I mean, we're here. Why not?
How much money did we save in Phoenix?
$90.
We weren't even there very long,
and I had to buy all those darn dresses.
Did you sleep with him?
- Well, did you?
- Of course not. I hardly knew him.
Then how come you came home late
all those nights?
Because we were talking.
We had coffee and we were talking...
This isn't right. I'm not gonna
discuss my sex life with you.
Then I'm not gonna tell you about mine.
You drive a hard bargain.
"City of Tucson.
"Winter home of the Cleveland Indians."
So far, I hate it.
I wish we could find a cheap motel.
Why doesn't somebody put out a sign:
"Cheap Motel"?
- It's not fancy, but we like it.
- Yes, it's home to us.
Christ, you'd think it had a bed.
I suspect it's under here someplace.
It is. The bed.
Okay, I'm off to get rich.
- I'll see you later.
- Thanks for the warning.
God, he's a card.
Good luck. Tell them you know Kay Starr!
Okay, you can relax, kid. I got a job.
Where?
- Mel and Ruby's cafй.
- They got an electric piano there?
They don't have a piano.
How are you going to sing?
I'm not. I'm waiting on tables.
What?
I'm a waitress, that's what.
Is it a nice place,
Алиса здесь больше не живет Алиса здесь больше не живет

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