KormashovaChannel One Russia
Nikita Mikhalkov's
THREE T Studios
present
Vladimir KHOTINENKO's film
Sergei MAKOVETSKY
Marat BASHAROV
Andrei KRASKO
Vladislav GALKIN
Sergei GARMASH
Igor LIVANOV
Chulpan KHAMATOVA, Dmitry ULYANOV,
Stanislav NIKOLSKY
Written by Valery ZALOTUKHA
Co-written by Vladimir KHOTINENKO
Based upon Alexander POKROVSKY's
books
Painting the mat, eh?
Director of Photography -
Ilya DYOMIN RGG
You were told to wash it.
- It's nice this way, sir.
- It'll crack.
So we'll paint it again.
Pardon me, the iron,
but that's it.
Production Designer -
Konstantin MELNIKOV
Sound by Sergei SASHNIN
Captain!
Saturday we go to sea.
They've called from the HQ.
Sorry, dear Katyusha.
Where's my cap?
Music by Ennio MORRIKONE
In the water, Captain.
Catch my cap, everybody!
- Yes, sir!
- Mukhambetov, take the hook!
Mukhambetov,
don't fall into the water.
Produced by Anatoly MAXIMOV,
Konstantin ERNST, Leonid VERESCHAGIN
Don't stare!
The circus is gone!
72 METRES
The crew, walk on!
One, two, three!
Orchestra!
'Slav Girl Farewell!'
The crew! Emergency dive!
-Where is our boat?
-We'll dive without one.
Reveille!
What?
Can any of you
interpret dreams?
SLAV GIRL
Who is crawling down there?
Unless our navigator is here
at eight,
I'll turn his furry side in,
same to others!
Got it.
Wait.
Unless our navigator
is here at eight,
Yanychar
will turn his furry side in,
same to others. Find him!
'Young to Poupyr:
Rap will prevail!
'Hi, Poupyr!
Here I work my guts out,
'so I decided to hit
the bottom for half an hour.'
Fresher!
'We have all sorts here,
'including
the Kuldiukis twins.
'They listen to pop-singers
and every now and then
'they knock each other's
thinkers.
'What about you, people?
We go to sea soon.
Come here!
'My love to Chick, Chance, Bucks,
Kostya, Barry Sisters...'
- You know our navigator?
-A cheerful one?
Way too cheerful. Run to
the hostel, room 22.
Unless he is back here
at eight, Yanychar
gonna turn his furry side in,
same to all of us. Clear?
- On the double!
- Yes, sir!
What is this?
Afish, comrade captain.
Obviously not a scorpion.
What is it?
Gas analyzer.
This fish is very
oxygen sensitive.
Don't you trust your
instruments?
They're not so reliable
as nature.
I need an expert in chemistry,
not in... husbandry.
Young warrant officer
is a shellfish
without a shell.
He either dies
or grows a shell.
I'll teach you to crawl!
'The word 'crawl'
is very popular here.
'It means... next to everything.
'Tell Cucumber he's not a rapper
but ajerk.'
Here sailors are trained
how to leave submarine
through torpedo units...
Will he squeeze in?
You will, if you want
to live.
Will he go up same as torpedo?
I'm afraid, the charge
is different.
Scuba diver catches
a buoy rope
and uses moussings...
What is moussings?
What?
Moussings are special knots
on the rope.
Just knots?
It is not that simple.
A diver catches these moussings,
and moves up like a pregnant
cuttlefish on thin ice.
- Moving slowly.
- Slowly?
Otherwise - caisson disease.
Warrant officer Mikhailov!
Keep on with the excursion:
I've many otherthings
to attend.
- My apologies.
- No, apologies are mine.
Thanks a lot!
Chernenko.
Warrant officer Mikhailov.
Krauz... has some German roots?
As German as one can be.
Atypical Russian naval officer.
Officers' hostel
- Cruising for bruising?
- Hi.
- Is captain Orlov here?
- Celebrates his birthday.
- Today's his birthday?
- For 2 weeks on end.
Where can he be?
It's time he settled down
in a guardroom. Got it?
- Yes.
- So relax and chew sawdust!
Yes!
- Did I give it to you already?
-What?
AS1, antistressant. One
pill two times a day.
What about two pills?
- Possible, but not advisable.
-What about three pills?
Possible, but
strongly unadvisable.
Pump in water!
- Fancy for earrings?
-What?
Golden earrings with
embedded rubies.
They are nice.
Selling them for a song.
No?