You will perform 500 hours
of community service.
Mr. Torte, your client is,
I believe, a wealthy woman.
After my exorbitant fees,
milord...
her assets stand
at a mere Ј8 million.
Then you will be bound over to keep
the peace to the sum of Ј8 million.
If forfeited,
the money will be donated...
to the dogs’ homes
of the borough of Westminster.
Which means,
if you repeat the offense...
your entire fortune
will go to the dogs.
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
Alonzo.
- My ever-loyal valet.
- [Chuckles]
My only visitor...
stuttering sweetly on the far,
far side of the bulletproof glass.
[Gasps]
[Sighs]
Oh, Miss De Vil,
I've w-waited for this d-day.
I hope it's not too presumptuous,
but I've brought you a g-g-gift.
Oh, Alonzo,
how considerate.
[Gasps]
Oh!
[Whines]
Oh!
[Gasps]
- [Continues Whining]
- I think I'll call him Fluffy.
- [Laughs]
- [Growls]
Oh, he's smiling at me.
- [Snarling]
- Oh, what a sweet voice.
[Cruella Laughs]
Wrong side, Alonzo.
Come, Fluffy.
Mummy will drive.
[Bell Chiming]
- [Chiming Continues]
- [Man] I told you
you wouldn't believe the truth.
[Woman]
The dog ate your pay stubs.
Ewan, can't you do
a little better than that?
- [Clock Chiming Hours, Loud]
- I was abducted by aliens.
- Put me out at Piccadilly,
they did. It was a...
- [Chiming Continues]
How can you work here? I can't
even keep me own story straight.
Listen.
I won't say it again.
No pay stub,
no probation.
- Dog shelter suits me.
- [Squeaks]
- L-I think I found meself.
- Mm-hmm.
Here's a snap of me
with the dogs.
Uh, that's the boss.
He's a top bloke.
You'd love him.
Ah. Told ya.
Drooler got ahold of it.
Ewan, this is an I.O.U.
- Well, we're a bit tight
on funds at the moment.
- Chloe, this is...
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Ewan was just off.
All right.
Thanks, miss.
Uh, next week, then?
Yes. With pay stubs.
Am I being clear?
Uh, supremely.
- Keep the photo.
- [Squeaks]
[Laughing] You do put
the fear of God into them, Chloe.
- Which is why I've chosen you to...
- [Phone Rings]
- Is it...
- Line three!
- Hello?
- [Dog Barks On Phone]
- Is it...
- Yes! Stay there!
- Keep breathing,
and I'll be there in a second.
- [Laughing]
Oh! Ah.
Oh!
[Excited Giggling]
Goodness.
- Hurry!
- [Both Blow Kisses]
- See you soon!
- Chloe! Chloe!
You forgot this.
W-What... Ah.
[Mumbling]
- [Grunting]
- [Barking]
[Snarling]
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Are you two at it again?
Kevin, how many times
have I had to tell you...
it's pointless for you humans
to play tug-of-war against us dogs.
Come on, Drooler!
Hit him with both barrels!
[Parrot]
Yes! You got it!
He's ours! He's down!
He's... He's getting up!
Well, I always say,
if you can't stand the heat, cheat!
Hurry, boys!
Get in there!
We dogs need to
stick together.
All right, Chomp,
sock it to him!
- [Snarling]
- [Groans]
Can you dig it, Digger?
Let's get ready to tumble!
Hey! Hey!
That's not fair!
Yes, it is!
All's fair in tug-of-war!
I took you misfits in
out of the goodness of my heart,
and this is how you repay me?
[All Whining]
That's pathetic, Kev. How many times
you gonna fall for that one?
I managed to get another week
out of my probation officer, boss.
Think she quite fancies me.
Come on, boys.
It's grub time.
Where'd you get
that dog food?
Didn't pinch it, did you?
No. I'm done
with all that.
There you go.
- Fill your belly.
- Come on.
Good girl.
[Ewan]
Okay, who's next?
Hey.
Fill 'er up, Kev.
I'm a very hungry dog.
Oh, thank you.
Hey! Hey, wait!
Come back with my grub!
Come on, Waddlesworth.
Today's the day.
Fly up to your house, and then I'll
feed you. Come on, Waddlesworth, fly!
No, I've told you once, I've told you
a hundred times: We dogs can't fly!
[Barks]
See? Now stand aside, birdbrain.
Save some for tomorrow. I don't know
where our next meal's coming from.
Me mum always said, "When
the heart hopes, hope comes knocking."
"'Eart 'opes"?