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- Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
- Wow. Jewel?
- Jack Frost nipping at your nose
- Come here, sweetie.
Let me put this on you. Oh.
- Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
- See? Yeah.
- Dipstick? Come on.
- Folks dressed up like Eskimos
That a boy. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Mm-hmm.
There we go. All right.
I know. No, I know.
You all like to do that.
- Many times, many ways
- Come on. There we go. There we go.
- There we go.
- Merry Christmas
To you
- Wizzer.
- Wizzer.
- Have you thought about it at all?
- Well, I don't know.
I mean, what were
you thinking of?
Well, I don't know.
Do you have any ideas?
- We could go shopping.
Would you like that?
- Well, maybe.
-Oh, we have to go to the store.
We don't have to.
But we'll starve.
Right. We're on.
Get your own!
Somebody didn't finish
their supper.
We're on a budget.
Waste not, want not.
That's my motto.
Who on earth--
Coming. Coming.
- Good evening, madam.
- Oh, my goodness!
It's all right, lady.
We're professionals.
Come here.
- Let go of me!
- All right, get her off!
- I'm gonna have--
- How dare you! Let go of me!
Let go of me! Do you hear me?
- Straight ahead. Straight ahead.
- All right, all right.
- Police! Help! Police!
- Help!
- Open the door!
- In you go.
- You-- You-- Oh!
Let me out of here!
Let me out!
- Open this door! Open this door!
- Oh, do shut up!
Police! Police! I'll see you go
to prison for this...
if it's the last thing I do!
- Help! Police!
- There.
Well, the old bird
put up a good fight.
I like that. Like a bit
of spirit in a woman.
That's all right for you to say.
You didn't get smashed in the face.
Give me the bag.
- Come on, come on.
- Here.
All right, you. Come here, you!
Spotty little dog.
- Evening, General.
- Yeah.
Montgomery! Heel, boy.
Heel, boy, heel.
- Jasper?
- Stop it now.
- Do you know what I think?
- What's that?
I think that bulldog knows
what we just done.
It's a dog, Horace. Dogs ain't got
the brains to figure things out.
Come on. At ease.
Come on home. Montgomery.
- I mean, I think-- Pongo!
- Perdy!
Help! Police! Where are they?
Oh, no, they've taken the puppies.
Anita! Roger!
Thank God they're home.
- Oh, thank goodness you've come.
- Why? Wh-What is it?
The puppies. There were two men.
They've stolen the puppies.
I tried to stop them.
They locked me in the cupboard.
I-l shouted and shouted
but nobody came.
Ah, good evening, madam.
I sincerely hope I have not
disturbed your relaxation.
- But I have some good news--
- Did you get the puppies?
- All of them?
- Every single one.
My faith in your limited intelligence
is momentarily restored.
You are too kind, madam. Uh--
They've got the fifteen.
Add them to the other puppies
we've already stolen...
and I have my cosy, puppy coat.
I'll be wearing Anita's dogs.
Right, well, I'm gonna fill me snoot
and go to bed. I'm dead tired.
I'm hearing dogs again, Jasper.
Oh, shut up in there!
Tango foxtrot 23, report progress
on missing canines. Over.
- You keep your chin up,
and we'll do our best.
- Thank you, lnspector.
- Good night, madam.
- Good night.
He was most sympathetic and says
they're going to do the best they can.
For what that's worth.
- Do you think they'll find them?
- How're they gonna find...
15 little puppies
in a city this size?
If they're even in the city.
What can the police do?
What can we do?
What can anyone do?
Did you hear that?
- What?
- That noise.
What noise?
That noise I just heard.
Did you hear it?
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
It sounded just like
a complete berk...
asking me irritating questions.
Oh, good.
It's stopped now.
I'll be honest with you, mate.
This job is fast losing its charm.
The housing stinks,
the food's lousy...
the lavatory facilities
are appalling...
and so far, we haven't been
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